About

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I’m a South Asian-American who is a rookie malware analyst (3 years!) with a penchant for hoarding cosmetics and loathing malware. Oh, I’m also a woman, and there’s only a handful of us that work with malware (that I currently know of).

This site mainly consists of my thoughts and opinions (mostly humorous) regarding the trending threats surrounding the world of information security. Occasionally I intend to include beauty-related posts, such as Sephora hauls or raving about products (cue every YouTube Beaty guru’s favorite word: “OBSESSED”)

Threat intelligence is not just a profession, it’s an art. All opinions and posts expressed on this site are of my own and do not represent any organizations of which I am affiliated. Here’s to one more blog about information security and another about makeup–let’s see how these vastly different subjects go together, shall we?

“.And who am I? That’s one secret I’ll never tell” JK, once I gain the confidence or Brian Krebs-level fame, I may do a name drop. 

XOXO,

-Crimeware and Cosmetics